Friday, March 7, 2008

XBOX 360 how I love thee

if you ever want your ass turned inside out and handed back to you, come find me(Disastro Slick) on XBOX live playing COD4, HALO 3, Guitar Hero, or Rock Band. I have been pwning noobs since goldeneye... consider yourself warned. If you are truly up to the challenge, gird up thy loins and bring it.

FYI, this only makes me very slightly nerdy. Here is a scale to see how nerdy you are for playing a game, ranked by game type:

Nerdiness factor
0-3 Sports games that aren't tennis
3-5 Shooting/war games based on reality or near reality
6-7 futuristic shooter games, fighting games
8-9 any game that was intended for the Japanese
10 anything that says "dragon" in the title
12 anything that says RPG
15 anything that involves Mana
20 any MMORPG
25 a tennis game
30 Everquest
50 Dungeons and Dragons
100 World of Warcraft.

Add 10 points and conk yourself with a sha-lay-lee (no idea how to spell it, so there's the phonetics) if you EVER talk about your exploits in the office.

as long as your game has a sniper rifle or guitar in it and it does not include mana or the casting of spells, it is cool. And don't tell me that your level 70 elf hunter has a blunderbuss with +8 range, that's not a sniper rifle any more than a muskrat is a fourteenth century cathedral. If the game you are playing involves orcs, goblins, elves, the lute of elven lore, the sword of xinthar or a quest across the plains of klaznor, kill yourself now before you become one of these:




Feel free to get aggro on me. I can hang

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